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I don't "consider myself" a Catholic, I am one, baptized in infancy. In fact, all you people claiming "trad" values are frauds and charlatans unpess they too have been baptized and confirmed as Catholics

"What a wonderful to day to devote my time and energy exclusively to things I hate or make me mad"

- average human being circa 2021

I am the someone in the dictionary that was up to no good.

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didnt read, you probably live in california or something

I ran them out of hell and sold it back to Heaven at a tidy profit, no less!

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I sold my soul to Satan and bought it back from God with this post

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I am the "they" when they say "they won't tell you this." because I will not tell you this.

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I am the one living inside of your keyboard, pulling each key down moments before you strike it, composing the sentences you take credit for writing, acting as another middleman and nothing more

Reminder that I have this album out recently that's about my personal relationship with self hate explored through the screaming of the machines I use to make noises, and you can pay for it too if you want

tumblr in 2021 is just finally now making their tag search work

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Lizards Live!

Lizards Live! was recorded in front of a live studio audience in Nickelodeon Studios at Universal Studios Florida.