There’s only a handful of prolific hoaxsters on the internet. And they’re churning out the same crap over and over. Every time they post a picture of a chocolate Labrador, I’m sure there are two other labs that make that chocolate dog. I demand a higher quality hoax. I demand a higher standard of deception. I demand a higher level of respect. I demand that my friends and family not only acknowledge my existence, but also to offer up some sort of sacrifice. But you know what? Don’t even talk
When I was 7 my uncle dared me to read the dictionary, so I read the dictionary. I read the whole dictionary but I didn't understand what I was doing. From that moment on I swore an oath to know every word there is. Every day I learn more and more words. I've heard of more words than you and everyone you love. I know some words that I'm keeping secret for your own good. You should be thanking me. But every time I think I know every word, I find out there are more.
Lizards Live! was recorded in front of a live studio audience in Nickelodeon Studios at Universal Studios Florida.