@vriska Everything is a commodity, nothing is sacred now.
@vriska They also made adoption way more complex and drove most private charities out of the market. To adopt these days I'd have to waive most of my civil rights.

Wait till you read statutes with the term: "Humans and other animals..." And other fun ones such as: "For the purposes of this statute Alaska and Hawaii are considered states." And the "United States is located in the District of Columbia."

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