@vriska Everything is a commodity, nothing is sacred now.

@vriska They also made adoption way more complex and drove most private charities out of the market. To adopt these days I'd have to waive most of my civil rights.

@vriska you must spawn more infants

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Wait till you read statutes with the term: "Humans and other animals..." And other fun ones such as: "For the purposes of this statute Alaska and Hawaii are considered states." And the "United States is located in the District of Columbia."